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发生在英国伦敦一个课堂里的故事。这个课程是教外国人学英语。想象一下一个课堂里有一个意大利人，一个希腊人，一个西班牙人，一个日本人，一个中国女孩，一个印度女孩，一个巴基斯坦人，一个印度锡克人，哦，还有一位法国女郎，他们的英语都不太好...邻家英雄废柴英雄联盟花牌情缘残秽，不可以住的房间何处寻真相AI爱上你正义联盟之新的边际嘻笑鸳鸯红海魔影盖棺不定论搬进你心里摇滚七十年代飞翔的女人旅程终点2017新人类！男友会漏电艾德·伍德宇宙巨人希曼：革命航拍中国 第二季战场女武神之四大面具迷失太空废柴特工国语版非常主播国语孙中山杀戮本性烽火侨女最后的影像2022超级魔鬼干部魔幻爱情爱上美丽千金厨刀与小青椒-一日的料理帖-汉密尔顿夫人伴郎团狼王热泪伤痕王冠 第六季马桶神探巴比龙2017英语包青天书院诡事天使的微笑以神之名：信仰的背叛重案师姐HIT实习生（国语版）幻象家庭2019
发生在英国伦敦一个课堂里的故事。这个课程是教外国人学英语。想象一下一个课堂里有一个意大利人，一个希腊人，一个西班牙人，一个日本人，一个中国女孩，一个印度女孩，一个巴基斯坦人，一个印度锡克人，哦，还有一位法国女郎，他们的英语都不太好...邻家英雄废柴英雄联盟花牌情缘残秽，不可以住的房间何处寻真相AI爱上你正义联盟之新的边际嘻笑鸳鸯红海魔影盖棺不定论搬进你心里摇滚七十年代飞翔的女人旅程终点2017新人类！男友会漏电艾德·伍德宇宙巨人希曼：革命航拍中国 第二季战场女武神之四大面具迷失太空废柴特工国语版非常主播国语孙中山杀戮本性烽火侨女最后的影像2022超级魔鬼干部魔幻爱情爱上美丽千金厨刀与小青椒-一日的料理帖-汉密尔顿夫人伴郎团狼王热泪伤痕王冠 第六季马桶神探巴比龙2017英语包青天书院诡事天使的微笑以神之名：信仰的背叛重案师姐HIT实习生（国语版）幻象家庭2019
长篇影评
1 ) 这是乌托邦吧！
“Mind your language”是1977年12月开播的英剧，讲述了英语老师Mr. Brown教英语不是母语的学生时发生的有趣故事。一共三季，我只看了前两季。放弃第三季是因为法国女生Danielle的发型变得非常难以描述，完全和女神设定搭不上边了，分分钟让人出戏。大家可以感受一下区别（图二是第三季的发型）。
看点：
虽然每个剧里的学生都来自不同的国度，有着不同的宗教信仰，但他们的热心和善良把彼此紧紧地联系在了一起。现在看来这是乌托邦般的世界吧。如果现在世界的各个种族不那么相互针对，就不会有那么多的纷争了吧。
剧里每个人物性格都刻画得很有趣。很多人物都有自己的口头禅：西班牙人Juan的口头禅是：“Por favor"（please的意思）；印度锡克人Ranjeet总说"a thousand apologies"；巴基斯坦人Ali喜欢说"Squeeze me please" (他想说的是 "Excuse me please")；匈牙利人Zoltán常说"Bocsánat?" (意思是 "sorry" 或 "excuse me")。
饰演餐厅收银员Gladys的演员在剧里总感觉透着和身份不搭的精致贵族气质（图三）。
缺点：
剧里来自不同国家学生的想法和行为基本和英国人对他们的固有印象一致。在种族问题日渐严重的现在应该不会再出现这样的剧了。
这部剧在非常搞笑的同时，也展示了当老师的不易。推荐大家在觉得生活不易或埋怨老师的时候去看看这部剧～
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2 ) Mind Your English
太搞笑了，迫不及待就一次性看完了，一个英语补习班上的故事，一集二十几分钟第一季总共也才13集就把每个人物特点都交代清楚，人物特征也很鲜明：极其耐心负责任和倒霉的Brown老师，比较刻薄的Miss Courtney，两个经常斗劲的巴基斯坦穆斯林Ali和口头禅“Thousand apologize!”印度锡克教Ranjeet，喜欢勾引Brown老师的法国美女Danielle，只有为了赢得法国美女Danielle青睐的时候才会争论的意大利人Giovanni和希腊人Maximillian，严肃和喜欢肘击Max的东德人Anna，一直织毛衣的北印度人Jamila和她的把老毛随时挂嘴边的中国同桌Su-Lee，毕恭毕敬每次站起来都要鞠躬的日本老先生Taro，还有个人认为最逗的学生，真没听到或是故意装听不见老是"Por Favor?"的西班牙大胡子Juan，以及Sid和Gladys，出场时间虽然不多也承包了不少笑点。反正是一部笑点密集，吃饭时候慎看的喜剧片，我已经不小心喷过两次饭了哈哈哈……
3 ) 请讲普通话第一季部分摘录
Mind your language S1E1
Ali:I am not going where I am looking.
Mr.Brown: No,no! I wasn't looking where I was going.
Ali: That makes the two of us!
Miss Countney: This is not unsatisfactory! This won't do at all.
I distinctly requested the Local Authority to send me a woman
teacher. Especially after the unfortunate incident involving Mr.
Warburton. I'm afraid he only lasted a month, then he departed.
Mr.Brown: Dead?
Miss Countney: Demented. Yes, the strain was too much for him.
Typical of the male sex! No stamina.
Mr.Brown: I'm Brown.
Ali: Oh no. You are committing a mistake.
Mr.Brown: Mistake?
Ali: Yes, you are not brown! We are brown! You are white.
Mr.Brown: My name is Brown! I'm your teacher.
Mr.Brown: What is your job?
Ranjeet: I'm a very important member of the British underground.
Mr.Brown: The underground what?
Ranjeet: Just the underground. Mind the doors.
Mr.Brown: Oh that underground.(=subway地铁)
Mr.Brown: Apart from one attempted murder and a possible race riot,
I think we're coping reasonably well.
Miss Countney: Well, we have one thing to be grateful for anyway.
Sex won't be rearing its ugly little head.
From past experience, it isn't race or religion that causes problems,
it's usually the presence of some foreign beauty. Jealousies,
intrigues, all sort of thing.
Giovanni: I never notice. You see its my eyes! I'm a little short
sighted. (And also a much big liar.) It's not true. Mr. Green.
Mr.Brown: The name is Brown.
Giovanni: You see! I'm a colour blind as well.
Ali: And you are asking for a kick up your big brown backside?
Su-lee: It is duty of every citizen to overthrow imperial warmongers.
So say Chairman Mao.
Mr. Brown: Ali. You are...
Ali: You are waiting for mu to speak an answer.
Mr. Brown: Well done.
Ali: Unfortunately, I am not understanding the question.
Mr. Brown: I want you to give me a sentence using 'You are...'
Ali: I am.
Mr. Brown: No, not 'I am', 'You are'! For example, you are from
Pakistan.
Ali: I am from Pakistan.
Mr. Brown: Yes, but now use 'You are'.
Ali: But I cannot say you are from Pakistan, because you are not, are
you?
Mr. Brown: Repeat after me. You are English.
Ali: No, I'm not! I'm from Pakistan. You are confusing me.
Ranjeet: You are stupid poof.
Ali: Don't you call me poof.
Ranjeet: Poof.
Miss Countney: Job getting you down already?
Mr. Brown: No, no, I'm fine! Never felt better. There's just one thing
rough. That window you nailed down! I think I ought to put a few more
nails in it.
Mind your language S1E2 An inspector calls
Juan: Por favor?
Miss Countney: Are you really as stupid as you look?
Juan: Por favor?
Mr. Brown: So we appear to be some missing, I hope they haven't
dropped out.
Ali: Please, it would notbe surprising me, I am always thinking that
Sikh, son of Guru, was a Punjabi drop out.(laugh at Ranjeet)
Ranjeet: I'm hearing what you are saying, you miserable spawn of a
jackal!
Mr. Brown: Don't you two start again! Actually, you are late.
Ranjeet: A thousand apologies for this unforgivalbe tardinees. But we
were all unavoidably detaained in the corridor by a lady...Sorry I forget
about her name. She was big lady, very large bosoms!
Su-lee: England is becoming more porriticarry minded, and gladually
more left wing.The overthrow of decadent capitaristic goverment will
soon take place. As working classes become more educated. And
embrace Communism as the true way of life. Workers revolution
getting nearer. With inevitabel collapse of Imperiaistic bougoise
intellectual society.
Mr. Brown: Yes! Well if thats what you like about England. I wouldn't
want to hear what you didn't like.
Taro: Excuse please. May I have small observations on young lady's
discourse, which will also irrustrate increased knowledge of English.
Young lady speak road of cobras!
Su-lee: Attitude typical of Fascist Nipponese!
Taro: Japan civilised country,not like China Ren by peasant.
Su-lee: Chinese not peasants!
Taro: Japanese not Fascist!.......I lose face, not my fault!
Mr. Brown: Never mind whose fault it was! Go and apologize!
Miss Countney: It has taken you 2 min 38 sec exactly to come to my
office immediately. I'm glad I didn't ask you to take your time.
Max: Danielle, what you do after class?
Danielle: I go back home to learn the English.
Giovanni: Hey, I'm going to learn English as well. Maybe we learn
together.
Danielle: Yes but what about poor Max?
Max: Yeah.
Giovanni: What about the poor Max? I'm crying my eyes out.
Danielle: I have an idea.
Giovanni: I have a lot of ideas.
Danielle: Why not you and Max study together?
Mr. Brown: I expect you'll a bit of difficulty finding your way round at
first. Things will seem rather strange.
Inspector: very strange.
Mr. Brown: It must be quite a change coming from one of the under-
developed countries to our more advanced way of life.
Inspector: Oh yes.
Mr. Brown: Still, your people are doing remarkably well. Did you fly
here?
Inspector: Fly?
Mr. Brown: Fly! In a big iron bird. Quite a change from riding an
elephant. Unless you came by Jumbo. haha~ English joke.
Giovanni: Professori.
Mr. Brown: You should call me Sir.
Giovanni: Oh, I understand. You have been to get knotted.
Mr. Brown: come again?
Giovanni: To become a Sir! you got knotted by the queen.
Mr. Brown: The word is knighted! And I'm not that kind of Sir.
Mr. Brown: Taro.
Taro: Aso.
Mr. Brown: Su-lee
Su-lee: present.
Mr. Brown: Ali.
Ali: Gift!
Mr. Brown: Gift?
Ali: I'm surprising you, no? Each day I am learning new English
word.And I am finding that gift is another word for present.
Mr. Brown: Very ingenious.
Mr. Brown: I'd better take down your particulars, otherwise I may get
into hot water.
Ali: You are going to have a hot bath?
Mr. Brown: No, Ali. It's just another way of saying I may get into
trouble.
Ranjeet: Oh Dear. You have been committing some grievous
misdemeanour?
Mr. Brown: Not at all.
I do assure you that Mr. Brown will be severely dealt with.
Ali: Blimey you are dropping a clinker.
Mr. Brown: You mean clanger. (Drop a clanger= say sth wrong)
Ali: Yes pls.
Mind your language S1E3 A Fate worse than death
Ali: How about ajelly good shirt? Guaranteed one hundred percent
substandard.(Ali was supposed to say standard.)
Mr.Brown: Now, before we do anything else this evening, I want to
find a monitor. A monitor is a person who can take charge of the
class during my absent, somebody intelligent enough to assume
responsibility.
Mr.Brown: I'm going to ask you each to read a passage from the
newspaper. Then we'll discuss it together, OK? Max,You start.
Max: American Embassy bugged.
Mr.Brown: Good! Now dose anybody konw what that means?
Taro: It means American Embassy full of little insects.
Mr.Brown: No, Taro! They're not that sort of bugs! Listening devices.
Ali: You are putting some innocent lady in the pudding club. (in the
pudding club=pregnancy)
Ranjeet: I am up the creek without a puddle.
Mr. Brown: Paddle.
Ranjeet: This lady, is she resembling an elephant?
Miss Countney: I wouldn't exactly put it like that although she is
rather large.
Mr. Brown: Ask her to come along here.
Miss Countney: That's very irregular.
Mr. Brown: It is rather important.
Miss Countney: Very well,but don't make a habit of it.
Danielle: Prime minister sold a pup.
Mr. Brown: Good. Now that is a very good example of a figure of
speech. It dosen't mean what it says.
Su-lee: Typical of imperial poriticians who distort truth and suppress
working classes.
Mr. Brown: A figure of speech is a way of expressing an idea by way
of contrast or comparison. If you are being sold a pup or sold a
dummy, you are being cheated or deceived. In England, we use
figures of speech quite a lot. For example, we say as quick as
lightning, as light as a feather, as clean as a whistle. As blind as a
bat. As deaf as a ...Max?
Max: Postman.
Mr. Brown: No Max, Posts. Because posts can not hear. (As deaf as
a post)
Max: Neither can my postman.
Mr. Brown: Ali, as sly as a...
Ali: Sikh.
Mr. Brown: Fox. (As sly as a fox) as a mad as a ...Ranjeet?
Ranjeet: Muslim.
Mr. Brown: Hatter! (As mad as a hatter) Taro, as drunk as a ...
Taro: Newt.
Mr. Brown: Lord is more correct. (As drunk as a Lord) Jamila, as
white as...
Jamila: You.
Mr. Brown: Snow! Ali, as smooth as?
Ali: A baby's bottoms.
Mr. Brown: With all due respect, she was a couple on her own!
Giovanni: It's a sheer coincidence.
Mr. Brown: I thought she'd agreed to release you from the marriage
now.
Ranjeet: Yes, she has. But her farther is coming here to see you
about your marriage now.
Mr. Brown: Look, there's not going to be any wedding I've broken it
off. I've written to her parents, explaining that I couldn't possibly marry
their daughter. I pointed out the differences between our religious and
cultural backgrounds. And the fact I have no intention of marrying
anyone. He should've got the letter this morning.
Ranjeet: Oh yes, he did. That is why he is coming. He is hoping to
be slicing you into many pieces.
Mr. Brown: Pardon?
Ranjeet: He say you are bringing disgrace on his daughter.
Mind your language S1E5 The best things in life
Ali: I am coming up on the puddles. the football puddles.
Mr. Brown: The football pools.
Ranjeet: That is typical of that Muslim twit! No brains whatsoever.
Mr. Brown: Do you wish to cash a cheque?
Danielle: How much to post a letter?
Mr. Brown: Is it someone in England?
Danielle: No, no, it's a Swiss letter.
Mr. Brown: Well, it's more correct to say you want to send a letter to
Switzerland, not a Swiss letter. It could be very embarrassing if you
were writing to someboday in France. (French letter = condom)
Mr. Brown: Don't be ridiculous.
Juan: Pretending. Haha...
Mr. Brown: Pretand you have a cold.
Ranjeet: A cold what?
Mr. Brown: Alright, let's forget about the cold. just imagine your have
a pain.
Mr. Brown: There's obviously been some misunderstanding.I'll sort it
out with the police. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. Ali, I'll do
the talking, alright? you just leave it to me.
Police: Before you go sir, would u like to make a donation to our
Police charity fund?
Mr. Brown: Well as a matter of fact, you've caught me at a rather
awkaward moment.
Police: What about the five? You remember Sir, the one you thought
you never had. You know what they say, what you've never had you
never miss, unless you knew it was there all the time. In which case
it would come under bribery and corruption. You scratch my back
and I scratch yours.
Miss Countney: Well, untill Mr. Brown returns I shall take the class. I
shall ask you a few questions on general knowledge. Now first of all,
can anybody tell me who said "To be or not to be"?
Su-lee: Chairman Mao.
Miss Countney: It may come as a surprise to you, but other people
wrote things besides Chairman Mao.
Su-lee: He wrote everything.
Miss Countney: Are you not familiar with Shakespeare's works?
Miss Countney: Let me ask you a simple question. Can you tell me
how many P's there are in a pound?
Taro: Depend on size of peas.
Miss Countney: Now look, sir, it was obviously just been a
misunderstanding. I see no reason why we should pursue this any
further.
Police: What is your name?
Ali: Watt is not my name.
Police: I don't want to know what your name is not. What is your
name?
Ali: And I am telling you it is not.
Police: What is his name?
Ranjeet: Absolutely not.
Police: Not what?
Ranjeet: That is correct.
Police: What is your name?
Ranjeet: Wrong again.
Giovanni: He's not here.
Max: Yes.
Police:Who?
Max: Watt.
Police: Pardon?
Max: Who is not here and Watt is not here neither.
Police: You are all barmy.
Mr. Brown, if I promise not to proceed with this report, will you do me
a favour?
Mr. Brown: Yes, what is it?
Police: Take these crackpots out of here, and promise never to bring
them back. Even if they've commited a murder.
Miss Countney: Pls don't remind me of last night's unfortunate
incident. I hope you've explained to your Indian lady the difference
between Free and Free Offer.
Mind your language S1E6 Come back all is forgiven
Mr. Brown: If you want to argue argue in English.
Juan: Go back to Italy, you Italian spaghetti.
Giovanni: Your big Spanish omellette.
Giovanni: Maybe she's gonna give you the birthday present.
Mr. Brown: Yes and maybe the pope is getting married.
Giovanni: He is ? I never read that.
Mr. Brown: It was a joke.
Mr. Brown: would you all pay attention pls. I have sth rather important
to tell you. I'm afraid that Miss Countney has terminated my
engagement.
Ali: That is very big surprise to me.
Mr. Brown: Yes, it was a bit of a shock to me as well.
Ali: We are not knowing that you and Miss Countney were engaged.
Mr. Brown: You don't understand. I mean to coin a phrase I've been
given the boot. No Juan, can't you understand! I've been fired. I've
been given the bullet.
Giovanni: Santa Maria! She tried to shoot you?
Mr. Brown: No, I've been dismissed.
Giovanni: We have a strike.
Max: Yeah, let's have the strike.
Ranjeet: what is this strike? Does this mean we are going to be
fighting?
Giovanni: No, No, No. It's like a big onions.
Anna: What onions?
Giovanni: The trade onions.
Ali: Excuse me, I am thinking your strike not going to be working.
What we are needing is to be revolting.
Ranjeet: And I'm thinking you are already revolting. (revolting has
dislike meaning too.)
Miss Hardacre: I've come to drum English into your respective alien
heads.
Mind your language S1E7 The cheating game
Mind your language S1E13 The final exam
Ali:I am not going where I am looking.
Mr.Brown: No,no! I wasn't looking where I was going.
Ali: That makes the two of us!
Miss Countney: This is not unsatisfactory! This won't do at all.
I distinctly requested the Local Authority to send me a woman
teacher. Especially after the unfortunate incident involving Mr.
Warburton. I'm afraid he only lasted a month, then he departed.
Mr.Brown: Dead?
Miss Countney: Demented. Yes, the strain was too much for him.
Typical of the male sex! No stamina.
Mr.Brown: I'm Brown.
Ali: Oh no. You are committing a mistake.
Mr.Brown: Mistake?
Ali: Yes, you are not brown! We are brown! You are white.
Mr.Brown: My name is Brown! I'm your teacher.
Mr.Brown: What is your job?
Ranjeet: I'm a very important member of the British underground.
Mr.Brown: The underground what?
Ranjeet: Just the underground. Mind the doors.
Mr.Brown: Oh that underground.(=subway地铁)
Mr.Brown: Apart from one attempted murder and a possible race riot,
I think we're coping reasonably well.
Miss Countney: Well, we have one thing to be grateful for anyway.
Sex won't be rearing its ugly little head.
From past experience, it isn't race or religion that causes problems,
it's usually the presence of some foreign beauty. Jealousies,
intrigues, all sort of thing.
Giovanni: I never notice. You see its my eyes! I'm a little short
sighted. (And also a much big liar.) It's not true. Mr. Green.
Mr.Brown: The name is Brown.
Giovanni: You see! I'm a colour blind as well.
Ali: And you are asking for a kick up your big brown backside?
Su-lee: It is duty of every citizen to overthrow imperial warmongers.
So say Chairman Mao.
Mr. Brown: Ali. You are...
Ali: You are waiting for mu to speak an answer.
Mr. Brown: Well done.
Ali: Unfortunately, I am not understanding the question.
Mr. Brown: I want you to give me a sentence using 'You are...'
Ali: I am.
Mr. Brown: No, not 'I am', 'You are'! For example, you are from
Pakistan.
Ali: I am from Pakistan.
Mr. Brown: Yes, but now use 'You are'.
Ali: But I cannot say you are from Pakistan, because you are not, are
you?
Mr. Brown: Repeat after me. You are English.
Ali: No, I'm not! I'm from Pakistan. You are confusing me.
Ranjeet: You are stupid poof.
Ali: Don't you call me poof.
Ranjeet: Poof.
Miss Countney: Job getting you down already?
Mr. Brown: No, no, I'm fine! Never felt better. There's just one thing
rough. That window you nailed down! I think I ought to put a few more
nails in it.
Mind your language S1E2 An inspector calls
Juan: Por favor?
Miss Countney: Are you really as stupid as you look?
Juan: Por favor?
Mr. Brown: So we appear to be some missing, I hope they haven't
dropped out.
Ali: Please, it would notbe surprising me, I am always thinking that
Sikh, son of Guru, was a Punjabi drop out.(laugh at Ranjeet)
Ranjeet: I'm hearing what you are saying, you miserable spawn of a
jackal!
Mr. Brown: Don't you two start again! Actually, you are late.
Ranjeet: A thousand apologies for this unforgivalbe tardinees. But we
were all unavoidably detaained in the corridor by a lady...Sorry I forget
about her name. She was big lady, very large bosoms!
Su-lee: England is becoming more porriticarry minded, and gladually
more left wing.The overthrow of decadent capitaristic goverment will
soon take place. As working classes become more educated. And
embrace Communism as the true way of life. Workers revolution
getting nearer. With inevitabel collapse of Imperiaistic bougoise
intellectual society.
Mr. Brown: Yes! Well if thats what you like about England. I wouldn't
want to hear what you didn't like.
Taro: Excuse please. May I have small observations on young lady's
discourse, which will also irrustrate increased knowledge of English.
Young lady speak road of cobras!
Su-lee: Attitude typical of Fascist Nipponese!
Taro: Japan civilised country,not like China Ren by peasant.
Su-lee: Chinese not peasants!
Taro: Japanese not Fascist!.......I lose face, not my fault!
Mr. Brown: Never mind whose fault it was! Go and apologize!
Miss Countney: It has taken you 2 min 38 sec exactly to come to my
office immediately. I'm glad I didn't ask you to take your time.
Max: Danielle, what you do after class?
Danielle: I go back home to learn the English.
Giovanni: Hey, I'm going to learn English as well. Maybe we learn
together.
Danielle: Yes but what about poor Max?
Max: Yeah.
Giovanni: What about the poor Max? I'm crying my eyes out.
Danielle: I have an idea.
Giovanni: I have a lot of ideas.
Danielle: Why not you and Max study together?
Mr. Brown: I expect you'll a bit of difficulty finding your way round at
first. Things will seem rather strange.
Inspector: very strange.
Mr. Brown: It must be quite a change coming from one of the under-
developed countries to our more advanced way of life.
Inspector: Oh yes.
Mr. Brown: Still, your people are doing remarkably well. Did you fly
here?
Inspector: Fly?
Mr. Brown: Fly! In a big iron bird. Quite a change from riding an
elephant. Unless you came by Jumbo. haha~ English joke.
Giovanni: Professori.
Mr. Brown: You should call me Sir.
Giovanni: Oh, I understand. You have been to get knotted.
Mr. Brown: come again?
Giovanni: To become a Sir! you got knotted by the queen.
Mr. Brown: The word is knighted! And I'm not that kind of Sir.
Mr. Brown: Taro.
Taro: Aso.
Mr. Brown: Su-lee
Su-lee: present.
Mr. Brown: Ali.
Ali: Gift!
Mr. Brown: Gift?
Ali: I'm surprising you, no? Each day I am learning new English
word.And I am finding that gift is another word for present.
Mr. Brown: Very ingenious.
Mr. Brown: I'd better take down your particulars, otherwise I may get
into hot water.
Ali: You are going to have a hot bath?
Mr. Brown: No, Ali. It's just another way of saying I may get into
trouble.
Ranjeet: Oh Dear. You have been committing some grievous
misdemeanour?
Mr. Brown: Not at all.
I do assure you that Mr. Brown will be severely dealt with.
Ali: Blimey you are dropping a clinker.
Mr. Brown: You mean clanger. (Drop a clanger= say sth wrong)
Ali: Yes pls.
Mind your language S1E3 A Fate worse than death
Ali: How about ajelly good shirt? Guaranteed one hundred percent
substandard.(Ali was supposed to say standard.)
Mr.Brown: Now, before we do anything else this evening, I want to
find a monitor. A monitor is a person who can take charge of the
class during my absent, somebody intelligent enough to assume
responsibility.
Mr.Brown: I'm going to ask you each to read a passage from the
newspaper. Then we'll discuss it together, OK? Max,You start.
Max: American Embassy bugged.
Mr.Brown: Good! Now dose anybody konw what that means?
Taro: It means American Embassy full of little insects.
Mr.Brown: No, Taro! They're not that sort of bugs! Listening devices.
Ali: You are putting some innocent lady in the pudding club. (in the
pudding club=pregnancy)
Ranjeet: I am up the creek without a puddle.
Mr. Brown: Paddle.
Ranjeet: This lady, is she resembling an elephant?
Miss Countney: I wouldn't exactly put it like that although she is
rather large.
Mr. Brown: Ask her to come along here.
Miss Countney: That's very irregular.
Mr. Brown: It is rather important.
Miss Countney: Very well,but don't make a habit of it.
Danielle: Prime minister sold a pup.
Mr. Brown: Good. Now that is a very good example of a figure of
speech. It dosen't mean what it says.
Su-lee: Typical of imperial poriticians who distort truth and suppress
working classes.
Mr. Brown: A figure of speech is a way of expressing an idea by way
of contrast or comparison. If you are being sold a pup or sold a
dummy, you are being cheated or deceived. In England, we use
figures of speech quite a lot. For example, we say as quick as
lightning, as light as a feather, as clean as a whistle. As blind as a
bat. As deaf as a ...Max?
Max: Postman.
Mr. Brown: No Max, Posts. Because posts can not hear. (As deaf as
a post)
Max: Neither can my postman.
Mr. Brown: Ali, as sly as a...
Ali: Sikh.
Mr. Brown: Fox. (As sly as a fox) as a mad as a ...Ranjeet?
Ranjeet: Muslim.
Mr. Brown: Hatter! (As mad as a hatter) Taro, as drunk as a ...
Taro: Newt.
Mr. Brown: Lord is more correct. (As drunk as a Lord) Jamila, as
white as...
Jamila: You.
Mr. Brown: Snow! Ali, as smooth as?
Ali: A baby's bottoms.
Mr. Brown: With all due respect, she was a couple on her own!
Giovanni: It's a sheer coincidence.
Mr. Brown: I thought she'd agreed to release you from the marriage
now.
Ranjeet: Yes, she has. But her farther is coming here to see you
about your marriage now.
Mr. Brown: Look, there's not going to be any wedding I've broken it
off. I've written to her parents, explaining that I couldn't possibly marry
their daughter. I pointed out the differences between our religious and
cultural backgrounds. And the fact I have no intention of marrying
anyone. He should've got the letter this morning.
Ranjeet: Oh yes, he did. That is why he is coming. He is hoping to
be slicing you into many pieces.
Mr. Brown: Pardon?
Ranjeet: He say you are bringing disgrace on his daughter.
Mind your language S1E5 The best things in life
Ali: I am coming up on the puddles. the football puddles.
Mr. Brown: The football pools.
Ranjeet: That is typical of that Muslim twit! No brains whatsoever.
Mr. Brown: Do you wish to cash a cheque?
Danielle: How much to post a letter?
Mr. Brown: Is it someone in England?
Danielle: No, no, it's a Swiss letter.
Mr. Brown: Well, it's more correct to say you want to send a letter to
Switzerland, not a Swiss letter. It could be very embarrassing if you
were writing to someboday in France. (French letter = condom)
Mr. Brown: Don't be ridiculous.
Juan: Pretending. Haha...
Mr. Brown: Pretand you have a cold.
Ranjeet: A cold what?
Mr. Brown: Alright, let's forget about the cold. just imagine your have
a pain.
Mr. Brown: There's obviously been some misunderstanding.I'll sort it
out with the police. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. Ali, I'll do
the talking, alright? you just leave it to me.
Police: Before you go sir, would u like to make a donation to our
Police charity fund?
Mr. Brown: Well as a matter of fact, you've caught me at a rather
awkaward moment.
Police: What about the five? You remember Sir, the one you thought
you never had. You know what they say, what you've never had you
never miss, unless you knew it was there all the time. In which case
it would come under bribery and corruption. You scratch my back
and I scratch yours.
Miss Countney: Well, untill Mr. Brown returns I shall take the class. I
shall ask you a few questions on general knowledge. Now first of all,
can anybody tell me who said "To be or not to be"?
Su-lee: Chairman Mao.
Miss Countney: It may come as a surprise to you, but other people
wrote things besides Chairman Mao.
Su-lee: He wrote everything.
Miss Countney: Are you not familiar with Shakespeare's works?
Miss Countney: Let me ask you a simple question. Can you tell me
how many P's there are in a pound?
Taro: Depend on size of peas.
Miss Countney: Now look, sir, it was obviously just been a
misunderstanding. I see no reason why we should pursue this any
further.
Police: What is your name?
Ali: Watt is not my name.
Police: I don't want to know what your name is not. What is your
name?
Ali: And I am telling you it is not.
Police: What is his name?
Ranjeet: Absolutely not.
Police: Not what?
Ranjeet: That is correct.
Police: What is your name?
Ranjeet: Wrong again.
Giovanni: He's not here.
Max: Yes.
Police:Who?
Max: Watt.
Police: Pardon?
Max: Who is not here and Watt is not here neither.
Police: You are all barmy.
Mr. Brown, if I promise not to proceed with this report, will you do me
a favour?
Mr. Brown: Yes, what is it?
Police: Take these crackpots out of here, and promise never to bring
them back. Even if they've commited a murder.
Miss Countney: Pls don't remind me of last night's unfortunate
incident. I hope you've explained to your Indian lady the difference
between Free and Free Offer.
Mind your language S1E6 Come back all is forgiven
Mr. Brown: If you want to argue argue in English.
Juan: Go back to Italy, you Italian spaghetti.
Giovanni: Your big Spanish omellette.
Giovanni: Maybe she's gonna give you the birthday present.
Mr. Brown: Yes and maybe the pope is getting married.
Giovanni: He is ? I never read that.
Mr. Brown: It was a joke.
Mr. Brown: would you all pay attention pls. I have sth rather important
to tell you. I'm afraid that Miss Countney has terminated my
engagement.
Ali: That is very big surprise to me.
Mr. Brown: Yes, it was a bit of a shock to me as well.
Ali: We are not knowing that you and Miss Countney were engaged.
Mr. Brown: You don't understand. I mean to coin a phrase I've been
given the boot. No Juan, can't you understand! I've been fired. I've
been given the bullet.
Giovanni: Santa Maria! She tried to shoot you?
Mr. Brown: No, I've been dismissed.
Giovanni: We have a strike.
Max: Yeah, let's have the strike.
Ranjeet: what is this strike? Does this mean we are going to be
fighting?
Giovanni: No, No, No. It's like a big onions.
Anna: What onions?
Giovanni: The trade onions.
Ali: Excuse me, I am thinking your strike not going to be working.
What we are needing is to be revolting.
Ranjeet: And I'm thinking you are already revolting. (revolting has
dislike meaning too.)
Miss Hardacre: I've come to drum English into your respective alien
heads.
Mind your language S1E7 The cheating game
Mind your language S1E13 The final exam
4 ) one of the TESOL's charms
1.the first lesson 2.the inspector calls 3the fate worse than death(ugly marriage system) 4all through the night(be locked in the classroom) 5the best things in the life(a mistake of lottery) 6come back all is forgiven(the main character is more popular than the new one) 7the cheating game(practice test) 8better to have loved and lost 9hello sailor(a Russian sailor wanted to be English) 10a point of honor(boxing with other teacher for potcting a student) 11how's ur father(a mistake of the main character's father) 12kill or cure(a bad cold and all the students and the headmaster came to visit the main character) although it is not difficult to find that this TV program wanted to say English culture is better than lots of other cultures in the world,this TV program still have many advantages like it makes people do not afraid of English learning in a way.
5 ) 真想过上情景喜剧里的生活
我迷恋情景喜剧里的各种房间，各种布局，让人安心，温馨。
看KILL OR CURE那一集的时候，好喜欢Mr. Brown的公寓，那种老式公寓的布局，还有最后大家一起跳舞的样子，让我深深的迷恋。我迷恋这种生活。也许正因为这样吧，我才这么喜欢情景喜剧。
最后一集，考完大家一起喝酒说那些话的时候，竟然有点难过。最受不了的就是这种情节了...心里会发酸。
还好后面还有两季，还好还有16集...真的看完的时候，会很不舍吧。老友记我一直没有看完，我还没有体会过把自己那么那么喜欢的剧集看完时的那种空虚感。
Mr. Brown，好让人心疼。孤儿，单身，有一只暹罗猫陪着他。
其实这算是某种意义上我所希望的生活——独自居住，和一只猫。
他以为Sid就是他的父亲的那一集，最后Sid夫妇笑着说当年他们丢弃的孤儿是个girl的时候，大家都一起笑了，但我分明看到你眼里有苦涩。Jeremy大街的孤儿院，所以叫Jeremy，我突然就对Jeremy这个名字有了无比的好感。我妄自觉得Mr. Brown的扮演者Barry Evans自身的经历和剧中扮演的人物很像，孤儿，单身至离世。我不知道剧中人物 是否会一直这样独自居住在单身公寓下去，希望不要，所以我在最后一集看到法国美女说她好舍不得去拥抱Mr. Brown的时候，我看到他有亲吻她的脖子的动作，那么动人。以至于让我忍不住要截图，虽然图像质量并不好。
网络上海量的信息，然而 我能找到的所有关于你的——Barry Evans，只有短短的一篇生平简介，和几张剧照。在生命的最后那几年，你竟然开出租车，这份职业在我心里有种潦倒而迷人的印象。只是 一个出演过这么优秀成功的剧集的演员，最后做了出租车司机终究让人叹息吧。
验尸官在你的尸体里验出超过正常标准4倍多的酒精浓度。孤独、不安、或是焦虑的人大抵都酗酒吧。
死后被火化，葬在
Golders Green Crematorium
London, England
愿你在天堂安好。请你不要觉得你的一生很糟糕。死去14年后，仍然有人看你的剧集，有人喜欢你，有人怀念你，所以......愿来生幸福，有家庭的温暖，情人的厮守，朋友的陪伴。
PS:小发现。Barry Evans本名为Barry Joseph Evans ，而剧中Mr. Brown的暹罗猫叫Josephine。
看KILL OR CURE那一集的时候，好喜欢Mr. Brown的公寓，那种老式公寓的布局，还有最后大家一起跳舞的样子，让我深深的迷恋。我迷恋这种生活。也许正因为这样吧，我才这么喜欢情景喜剧。
最后一集，考完大家一起喝酒说那些话的时候，竟然有点难过。最受不了的就是这种情节了...心里会发酸。
还好后面还有两季，还好还有16集...真的看完的时候，会很不舍吧。老友记我一直没有看完，我还没有体会过把自己那么那么喜欢的剧集看完时的那种空虚感。
Mr. Brown，好让人心疼。孤儿，单身，有一只暹罗猫陪着他。
其实这算是某种意义上我所希望的生活——独自居住，和一只猫。
他以为Sid就是他的父亲的那一集，最后Sid夫妇笑着说当年他们丢弃的孤儿是个girl的时候，大家都一起笑了，但我分明看到你眼里有苦涩。Jeremy大街的孤儿院，所以叫Jeremy，我突然就对Jeremy这个名字有了无比的好感。我妄自觉得Mr. Brown的扮演者Barry Evans自身的经历和剧中扮演的人物很像，孤儿，单身至离世。我不知道剧中人物 是否会一直这样独自居住在单身公寓下去，希望不要，所以我在最后一集看到法国美女说她好舍不得去拥抱Mr. Brown的时候，我看到他有亲吻她的脖子的动作，那么动人。以至于让我忍不住要截图，虽然图像质量并不好。
网络上海量的信息，然而 我能找到的所有关于你的——Barry Evans，只有短短的一篇生平简介，和几张剧照。在生命的最后那几年，你竟然开出租车，这份职业在我心里有种潦倒而迷人的印象。只是 一个出演过这么优秀成功的剧集的演员，最后做了出租车司机终究让人叹息吧。
验尸官在你的尸体里验出超过正常标准4倍多的酒精浓度。孤独、不安、或是焦虑的人大抵都酗酒吧。
死后被火化，葬在
Golders Green Crematorium
London, England
愿你在天堂安好。请你不要觉得你的一生很糟糕。死去14年后，仍然有人看你的剧集，有人喜欢你，有人怀念你，所以......愿来生幸福，有家庭的温暖，情人的厮守，朋友的陪伴。
PS:小发现。Barry Evans本名为Barry Joseph Evans ，而剧中Mr. Brown的暹罗猫叫Josephine。
6 ) 求第一季第九集kill or cure
夏末秋字幕组翻的有点排序的问题，我对照百度百科发现第一季少了第九集，谁有啊？谢谢，都有联系~~~
鞠躬~~
鞠躬~~
虽然通篇都是关于外国人的刻板印象这么似乎政治不正确的话题，但大概也只有英剧做得到拍出来不让人觉得侮辱低俗，并且不落俗套
今年好像没看什么英剧，补个口音梗。第一季七分吧。各种老外一屋欢，众口难调路远艰。人物脸谱化，更糟糕是种族梗和性别梗都比较受限。还有，高压校长的人设简直是在影射撒切尔夫人嘛。选择不因人而感。随便看看，顺便做点笔记。
Ali:I was looking where I am going.Mr.Brown:I wasn't looking where I was going.悼念Barry Evans，同时悼念《是，首相/大臣》中Hacker、Humphrey的演员。
Mr.Brown现实生活居然这么凄凉。。。真悲伤。。。
很久没看过这么好笑的情景喜剧了，语言笑料不会随着时间流逝而失去效力。帅气亲和耐心十足有风度的Mr.Brown怎能让人不爱呢，对学生一脸无奈时的表情可爱死了。
看老剧最让人难受的不是渣画质 不是糙布景 是喜欢上某个温暖帅气的演员时发现他已经不在了。
好萌好有爱。又让我想起短暂的教师时光
仿佛一下子英语提升了好多，而且学会了好多其他外语。。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，虽然笑点有些刻板，不过看下来真是好快乐，每个人都这么傻傻的好可爱。Françoise Pascal 头几集觉得特别臭美，到后面越来越好玩；Barry Evans 生平真的好凄惨，嘤嘤嘤~~ 谢谢花花❤
Barry Evans讓我想起誰呢？ | 早生了四十年啊barry
西班牙叔叔讲笑话那段为什么那么好笑我笑了五分钟……
Por favor.
充分利用语言梗、俚语梗、文化差异，制造笑点，雅而不俗，颇有会心之意，典型英式幽默；70年代的情景肥皂剧就如此强大了，室内戏自有一种温馨的家庭氛围；Mr.Brown超萌，对比真实身世更唏嘘；学生各个富有特色，唱得一出好戏。
日不落帝国的梦。por favor？
看完都忘记怎么说英语了233好！看！谐音梗，口音梗，宗教梗，种族梗，政治梗，1977年的剧，放到现在依然经典。又萌又逗，学会了一句西语，超喜欢西班牙大叔讲冷笑话XD看了男主演员简介，心酸，命运坎坷，生不逢时，这样的才华和颜值放现在得多受欢迎？君生我未生，愿你天堂过得开心不孤单
神剧。英式幽默合集。人物虽脸谱化，但都太他妈典型了。
Por favor? Blimey! A thousand apologies! Ah so.Santa Maria!1977年冷战背景下能有这种世界各族人民和谐共处的剧，不得不佩服。有人会批评它的刻板印象，可是刻板印象并没有什么事实上的错误。这样的剧以前是不是就这一部不知道，但以后不会再有（拍出来会被白左喷种族歧视、被小粉红喷抹黑天朝）。
仅以无数次笑声，献给伟大的情景剧演员Barry Evans。愿天堂如课堂温暖，永不孤独。
老毛你把素丽招了做秘书吧。
妈妈再也不用担心我的印度英语了！
看完之后,开始喜欢:笑嘻嘻的说blimey, 笑嘻嘻的双手合十摇摇头说a thousand apologies, 笑嘻嘻的一摊手说por favor，一脸天真的说santa maria！！